NatalieLeAnn

Aug 19

New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

hellogoodbyemiranda

Aug 19

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

Aug 18

girlwithalessonplan:

cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

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hellogoodbyemiranda

Aug 18

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

This is sooooooo true!!!!!! You get a little old couple and you think they’re going to be the sweetest people, and then you go cry your eyes out in the back because they were so mean.

Aug 18

muirin007:

everymanhybrid-fandom:

fenton-ann:

Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT

SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE 

I LOVE THAT

It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.

Somehow I don’t think that’s a losing situation…I’d marry Helena Bonham Carter, even if she were a mummy.

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Aug 10

snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

Aug 10
Aug 10

iwillbeatbpd:

Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know.